So here is my rant.
Showing panty lines- this goes for showing off thong lines sticking out above your jeans on panty lines lines around your ass because you don't have the sense to put on a thong- I mean really- know when to wear the right kind of undergarment, and realize that it's not appropriate for the rest of the world to see it.
This goes for showing your bra straps as well.
And see through shirts are NOT okay.
Oh- and yes, when you are over the age of thirty you should ALWAYS wear a bra when you leave the house.
You should not leave your house in your pj's. (Confession #1, I can be guilty of driving my children to school in my pj's on days when I've had chemo and I know I going to come home and get right back into bed- but in my defense I never get out of the car, and I have a very long winter coat over them, AND there is a drop off line).
You should not go anywhere with your hair in rollers- I mean really!
You should not wear stockings with socks and sneakers to work- even if you plan to change- today they do make comfy flats.
It is NOT okay to make out in public anymore.
It is not okay to share intimate details about your husband- unless you write a blog and have his permission.
You should not forget to wash your face every night and floss your teeth every day.
Not get a pap smear every year.
Do not eat fast food more than once a month.
Call her husband or boyfriend a weird made up name in public like "cuddle bear."
Not save money each month- I'm guilty of this...
Stop getting tattoos and more holes in your body.
Stop showing up for work hungover.
Stop spending money on clothes that you cannot afford (ouch that one hurts).
I'm sure that there are more, and I'm happy to hear any suggestions- so keep on adding to the list. Sometimes getting older can be a drag, and other days I can't believe that I didn't start sooner.
"Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty." Robert Frost
9 comments:
LMAO, ahh to be young again thou right?
Ha! I love it! I will be thirty this year and my friends my age do so many of these things I am ashamed!
I think one for me is stop trying to hang in there with your mid 20s friends!
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Oh, I've said similar things too - and now that you ask for one, I can't think of any! Thank you for commenting on my blog. I look forward to reading more here! Have a good day!
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New follower from MBC and laughing my booty off at this post. So, I'm thinking.....people over 30 should act their age while not acting their age. Know what I mean?? lol
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Loved this post. All of your observations are right on. I'm still working on this one:
Stop spending money on clothes that you cannot afford."
La Mom
An American Mom in Paris
"It is not okay to share intimate details about your husband- unless you write a blog and have his permission" LOL So true! I should be able to think of some things to add since I'm over both 30 AND 40!! I'll have to ponder this!
Fun post!
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